March 2009
20 Creative Custom Made Cakes →
Looking at these cakes brought back an old memory. I remember my older sister Jeanine having a birthday party and our mom had someone make her a Smurfette cake. I must’ve been around 3 or 4 but before the party started I remember going into the kitchen and picking off bits of icing and eating it. I had to have ran back and forth to that kitchen about twenty times eating the icing. It’s...
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Thousands in scramble for free books after Amazon... →
Holy crap. I wish I was there. I don’t have much room to bring more books in but I’d donate some to the library.
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I’m not a parent and probably never will be but if my daughter had been beat up by her pussy ass boyfriend I’d be in prison for murdering the son of a bitch.
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Birds Stealing Ice-Cream →
Asshole birds.
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“I can’t leave you alone. You got me feenin’.”
– Jodeci
“This woman can have 18 babies but gay people can’t get married? That is so...”
– Chelsea Handler (via ionlydrumnaked) (via lastdryshine)
Ha, I love me some Chelsea Handler.
February 2009
Winter storm watch for Charlotte area →
Fuck yes! Come on snow. I have enough food to make it.
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People that unfollow me don’t hate me enough to post about me on Unfollow Friday.
I’m strangely disappointed.
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StillTasty: Your Ultimate Shelf Life Guide - Save... →
I’ll be using this site alot.
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After having my life threatened, being on an emotional roller coaster due to this fucked up economy and the possibility of me losing my job, I just want to sleep all weekend.
Mission will be accomplished.
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Twelve more days.
That motherfucker better be ready for this.
fmylife:
Today, I went to go get a haircut and I asked how much it was for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow job. I meant to say blow dry. FML
Seriously who wants to see Octomom’s pussy? You know that isn’t nothing but a mangled ass mess.
How dare you Vivid Entertainment.
Work is interfering with my time on tumblr. I’m so far behind on my dashboard. :(
Two more weeks…
I can’t wait to be touched.
“No need to worry ourselves to death over things we can’t change. If we...”
– Me to a coworker.
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thedvsangel:
capucha:
Harry Belafonte- Jump in...
Why am I not sleep?
I’m reading my hometowns obituaries online (something I enjoy a little too much). There is a picture of a recently deceased man and it has the DMV mark on it…clearly his drivers license pic. Seriously, the family couldn’t have found a picture where he was at a barbecue smiling? I hope my family doesn’t try to use my drivers license picture if I die anytime soon. I look a...
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The dead actors montage always makes me cry.
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I sure know how to pick them.
Dad: You know that guy you used to talk to is in prison.
Me: Which one?
Dad: That Omar shit. He kidnapped his underage cousin and got her pregnant.
Me: I had forgot about that. I thought you were talking about someone else.
Dad: God damn.
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Tina Fey and Steve Martin. Yes!
I’m back from the country. Of course I didn’t have wifi or a good signal on my cell phone. It was good to spend time with my dad though and I got to see my neice and nephew and one of my sisters. It wasn’t a bad time at all.
The Coregasm Phenomenon →
Time to join a gym!
First time using. It posts really fast. I’m...
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The Top 10 Best Oscar Moments →
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Is it March 10th yet? I’ve never wanted to see someone so bad in my life.
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karawr:
‘Cause I Love You - Lenny Williams
I love...
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www.motionempire.com
itsamazing:
is the reason that I no longer pay $10 to see movies in the theatres anymore.
Why? Because every movie that’s currently in the theatre is on this site.
How? Well some person decided they would record the movie while at the theatre (not so great quality… but you can still see full picture/sound/etc.) or they somehow got a hold of the actual movie (those are really good quality.....
