Making the world a more awkward place since 1982. The extremely random blog of a thirty year old who gets confused for a teenager every day. Lover of music, technology, beards and sarcasm. I live with my boyfriend Farty and I have a cat named BonQueesha. Tumblr (3.0; @perkyblackchick)http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Le-3MIBxQTw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>YES. I’m so glad a coworker let me know how good this band is. Simply amazing.</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53084802052http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53084802052Sun, 16 Jun 2013 02:25:31 -0400alabama shakesmusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83ee633f0be329886b0f9be0218ffa2b/tumblr_mogzgmnvCz1qz4teno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://florencio.tumblr.com/post/53080368773/v-a-simply-funny-pics-thechive" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">florencio</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>(vía <a href="http://thechive.com/2013/06/14/best-photos-of-the-week-85-photos/#disqus_thread" target="_blank">Simply funny pics : theCHIVE</a>)</p></blockquote>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53081874553http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53081874553Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:30:25 -0400<a href="http://open.spotify.com/track/6FQklDAiYv2CR7BQOWDRx2">Short Dick Man - Radio Mix</a>: <p>I live by this theme.</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53081605543http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53081605543Sun, 16 Jun 2013 01:25:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/265e298f863c9ddf18655bc29530a314/tumblr_mog0h0DoY11qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#Dmx</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53032094172http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53032094172Sat, 15 Jun 2013 12:29:24 -0400dmx<a href="http://open.spotify.com/track/5Y48kQVvj6sxqKnikBaRGN">Some Things Never Seem to Fucking Work</a>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53015870501http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53015870501Sat, 15 Jun 2013 06:33:15 -0400solangemusic<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dc3ec6a5e4cd51c9a5921830f17cd76/tumblr_moelghtGBj1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Dad still has 8 track tapes. #Oldschool #marvingaye #8track</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52976078099http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52976078099Fri, 14 Jun 2013 18:07:29 -0400oldschoolmarvingaye8track<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08747672e0e3e92380f9b9c7eaee1197/tumblr_modyu4fe3T1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Go to sleep Queesha. #cats #catsofinstagram</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52946185937http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52946185937Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:58:52 -0400catsofinstagramcats<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/441c8503dca0d7a68d73b07c7b87342c/tumblr_modwn8Djq81qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dies…</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52944158818http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52944158818Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:11:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa801c7423a097258c751a4b3ab685f8/tumblr_modwjjopOa1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Baby bangs!!! For the baby whose hair isn’t laid for the Gawds. #wtf #babies</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52944070660http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52944070660Fri, 14 Jun 2013 09:09:18 -0400babieswtf<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcc01c1941cc9cf9e4782c76dbe479ad/tumblr_mobx02lwnd1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just a friendly reminder… Made with #memegenerator. #Advicedog #dogs #kegels #keepittight</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52861462390http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52861462390Thu, 13 Jun 2013 07:24:02 -0400keepittightadvicedogdogsmemegeneratorkegels<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b25dd42415716fd6cc3d5bafb491125f/tumblr_miwefppMAu1rfmzg3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I wanted to say this to numerous people today.</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52839885274http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52839885274Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:03:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6e310e91c84fb264efbb88ef93df3003/tumblr_mlhff24Nny1rtoxh3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52839829472http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52839829472Wed, 12 Jun 2013 23:03:24 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0686c984d6e1d1eaea2bb2fecb879501/tumblr_mob9kwzeTA1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>People (including me) are going IN on #curlkit. They said the June box would have products valued at around $50. Chile cheese. I am excited about the hair dew from @oyinhandmade though. Last time I give them money, they need to stop for a few months and regroup. And I hope they answer my email about canceling soon.#naturalhair #dontfuckwithnaturalsmoney</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52839442655http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52839442655Wed, 12 Jun 2013 22:58:08 -0400naturalhaircurlkitdontfuckwithnaturalsmoney<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/379207370885339de6a6e00c3c3e3ed8/tumblr_mob1n3hFpK1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Queesha looking defeated after getting a bath. Y’all know this heffa looked like she rolled around in red clay and had the audacity to lay in my bed? She got cussed good. #cats #catsofinstagram</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52827137166http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52827137166Wed, 12 Jun 2013 20:06:39 -0400catsofinstagramcats<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_52778768299" src="http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52778768299/audio_player_iframe/perkyblackchick/tumblr_mlbo9qjUFJ1rqewgj?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fperkyblackchick%2F52778768299%2Ftumblr_mlbo9qjUFJ1rqewgj" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://not-ideal.tumblr.com/post/52778566604" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">not-ideal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://florida-sounds.tumblr.com/post/48110905934/get-lucky-daft-punk-ft-pharrell-williams" target="_blank">florida-sounds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>GET LUCKY // DAFT PUNK FT. PHARRELL WILLIAMS</strong></p> </blockquote> <p>The most sexual non-sexual song I think I’ve ever heard. Not clear that anyone gets lucky. Only thing that’s clear is that people are staying up all night until the sun comes up in that hope.</p></blockquote>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52778768299http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52778768299Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:56:59 -0400daft punkmusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c769823deac9622c33ce695f3adf575/tumblr_mo8sgj12fQ1qbryjbo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tarynel.tumblr.com/post/52728199720/missjia-the-smile-you-have-in-your-mugshot-when" target="_blank">tarynel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://missjia.tumblr.com/post/52724591367/the-smile-you-have-in-your-mugshot-when-you-take-a" target="_blank">missjia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester.</p> <p>Smile on, girl. Smile on.</p> <p>Read the story <a href="http://www.the360experiment.com/2012/08/crime/molesting-mom/" title="HERE" target="_blank">HERE</a>.</p> </blockquote> <p>I would’ve smiled too</p> </blockquote>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52733844288http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52733844288Tue, 11 Jun 2013 16:55:47 -0400i hope my future mug shot will be as cute as hers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21a9a0c4a8162a59a0f88e8dcaa252b8/tumblr_mo8vbdcvOA1qzomqfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OMG.How about getting assistance? No dick sucking should be needed. #Ratchet</p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53202004815http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/53202004815Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:54:49 -0400ratchet<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3034460efc5a660459f141728240c8c1/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b3f0d9365276854da8e35694d8b01c4/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f58d02b1e91a45063d5a5bcdc805796b/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/133589327ae840ef9501886863d1549d/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df81be8ee76ca19656fe9fcf3768ed35/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a884ff54c290d431348cd647410bf07e/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco5_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0632d3193cfed84ffc5abacc738bd367/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3dd52f473ecd78e77e31be37ab33df00/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0fa1878530bdfb88789afaf6a3f58a8/tumblr_mntq7e8iLl1qe31lco3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://likeafieldmouse.com/post/52074808752/pierre-carreau-from-the-series-multiwave-and" target="_blank">likeafieldmouse</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.pierrecarreau.com/" target="_blank">PIerre Carreau</a> - From the series <em>Multiwave</em> and <em>Macrowave </em>(2013) - Photographs the artist describes as “liquid sculptures”</p> </blockquote> <p>Simply beautiful. </p>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52643067647http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52643067647Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:48:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m04cftKJWU1r0wqrdo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52642988595http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52642988595Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:47:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a10897c3fe76b160b68ae74e4725fb9f/tumblr_mnxct85lYk1rt6jnqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4a5975ddaad380381f77cead5c34360e/tumblr_mnxct85lYk1rt6jnqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1c099345e6f6d1b55ab44fb351cf9329/tumblr_mnxct85lYk1rt6jnqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spenacethemenace.tumblr.com/post/52248268005/apolitepunk-this-is-the-best-dog-ever-puppy" target="_blank">spenacethemenace</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apolitepunk.tumblr.com/post/52230119730/this-is-the-best-dog-ever" target="_blank">apolitepunk</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is the best dog ever.</p> </blockquote> <p>PUPPY WITHA MUSTACHE</p> </blockquote>http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52642738138http://perkyblackchick.tumblr.com/post/52642738138Mon, 10 Jun 2013 14:44:00 -0400